Contact Me

Make it known to me how much you wish for me to be burdened by your opinions


Please send me spam faxes about pest control, my lines are just dying to recieve them
(1)970 422 7099
(yes, this is an American fax number, it's cheaper that way)


You have reached Generally Rubbish HQ, leave your message at the tone:
(08) 8968 3410
(yes, this is an Australian number, so country code +61)


IM: (I'll likely move Matrix homeservers at some point, maybe even get an XMPP account going)


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